Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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