I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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