Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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