no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dicks are not precious.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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