We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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