Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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