and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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