How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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