quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
