it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
