I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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