He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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