I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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