Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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