around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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