fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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