don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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