adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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