So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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