i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
you never un-have a 4some
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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