i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I want her autograph on my taint
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He better not be in your backpack
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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