For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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