The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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