Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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