my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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