butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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