If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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