id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
