I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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