Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want to fling myself into the sun
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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