We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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