How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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