Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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