How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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