I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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