I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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