C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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