I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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