1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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