we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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