#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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