At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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