Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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