She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
