he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
