I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My vagina just clenched in fear
where are my eyebrows?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
