no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have tasted many bathrooms
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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