fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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