How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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