are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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