windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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