And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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