Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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