My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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