We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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