what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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