just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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