went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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